The roof, the
roof, the roof is on fire
We don`t need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn
motherfucker burn
[3x]
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I`m a dumb white guy
I`m not old or new but middle school fith grade like junior high
I don`t know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' given props to my
ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I´m the other white meat know as
`Kid Funky Fried´
Yea I´m hung like the planet pluto hard to see with the naked
eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don`t
shine
Cause I´m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I`m the root of all that`s evil yea but you can call me cookie
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don`t need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn
motherfucker burn
[3x]
Yo yo, this hardcore ghetto gangster image takes a lot of
practice
I`m not black like Barry White no I`m white like Frank Black is
So if men is five and the devil is six than that must make me
seven
This honkey`s gone to heaven
But if I go to hell well then I hope I burn well
I`ll spend my days with J.F.K, Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and
Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimmy Hendrix`s
poltergeist
And Webster yea Emmanuel Lewis cause he`s the Anti-Christ
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don`t need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn
motherfucker burn
[3x]
Everybody here we go
Ohh ohh
C´mon party people
Ohh ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh ohh
C`mon party people
Ohh ohh
Wave em`like you don`t care
Ohh ohh
C`mon party people
Ohh ohh
Everybody say ho
Ohh ohh
C`mon party people
Ohh ohh
Everybody here we go
[4x]
Why try? I'm that guy
Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of "Seinfeld"
Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross"
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck
Wanna be a Ghostbuster
First black President owner of "Hustler"
Got shot down like Larry Flynt
Felt like shit like a bowel movement
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for a ransom
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
Psychic Friends Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno Cards
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Ha-Ha! Well now we
call this the act of mating
But there are sevaral other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out
of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House
hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock
you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South
Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your things high tide B-5 you sunk my
battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll
Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch
"X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
